What’s got two thumbs and imagines you naked? Every guy you know.

Posted: September 15, 2008 in Uncategorized

I wrote this a while back in correspondance with someone, and looking back at it, I think it bears repeating and preserving, if only for my own amusement:

It’s true, guys spend an inordinate amount of time trying to come off as either deeply sensitive or deeply horny. Unfortunately I think the ones being more honest are the horny ones. Likely the rest are actually afraid of scaring away women by appearing to be, of all things, guys. The generality of “women are a mystery” is about the safest thing we can think to say; while it can be embarrassing at times, I think we’re better off just owning up to the fact that yes, we’d like to see you naked if at all possible. Some would like nothing else, others actually want to have a good conversation, but T&A will always have a reserved table in the busy cafe of the male mind. The important thing for us is to make sure that table is in a spot with a good view and far enough away that it won’t disrupt the whole place when it gets excited about the scenery.

So, in short, yes, show us someone we find even remotely attractive, and we’ll picture them naked, possibly jumping up and down, depending on their anatomy.

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Comments
  1. muffster says:

    my question is what the hell do women say they thinking about? do women actualy claim that they do not fantasize about men they are atracted to? there is a whole portion of the entertainment industry (books movies music)based on the fact that women like romance and sex. it’s just packaged in a more “palatable” way. It comes with flowers and chocolate and sweet words whispered in her ear. women can call it romance as much as they like but it boils down to sex. like it or not.

  2. Anonymous says:

    my question is what the hell do women say they thinking about? do women actualy claim that they do not fantasize about men they are atracted to? there is a whole portion of the entertainment industry (books movies music)based on the fact that women like romance and sex. it’s just packaged in a more “palatable” way. It comes with flowers and chocolate and sweet words whispered in her ear. women can call it romance as much as they like but it boils down to sex. like it or not.

  3. Anonymous says:

    oh, boys.

  4. mortava says:

    “Some would like nothing else, others actually want to have a good conversation, but T&A will always have a reserved table in the busy cafe of the male mind. The important thing for us is to make sure that table is in a spot with a good view and far enough away that it won’t disrupt the whole place when it gets excited about the scenery.”
    This a great way of putting it! 🙂 Your honesty is appreciated!

  5. Anonymous says:

    “Some would like nothing else, others actually want to have a good conversation, but T&A will always have a reserved table in the busy cafe of the male mind. The important thing for us is to make sure that table is in a spot with a good view and far enough away that it won’t disrupt the whole place when it gets excited about the scenery.”

    This a great way of putting it! 🙂 Your honesty is appreciated!

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