Every so often, my company churns out internal propaganda publications to drive home whatever point the latest focus group has come up with. Heavy card booklets extolling teamwork and ethical business practices, done in company-standard colors and typefonts developed by a highly-paid graphic artist for maximum market impact. This time it was a desktop calendar with various slogans peppered through it. The difference is that they put my photo in it. I’m now almost literally a corporate poster boy.
Oh, the irony.
over the rise 
and how did they come upon your photo?
The corporate internal user profile site, or as I’m coming to think of it, CorpSpace. They really should just turn it into an internal dating website. They could even let people schedule dates as meetings in the corporate calendar app.
and how did they come upon your photo?
The corporate internal user profile site, or as I’m coming to think of it, CorpSpace. They really should just turn it into an internal dating website. They could even let people schedule dates as meetings in the corporate calendar app.
No, you’re literally a calander boy. You pretty bastard.
So long as they don’t want to do a swimsuit edition. That would just be horrific.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL dear god it would have to be called the “office ass issue”
The horror….
…the horror…
The horror will be when he has to get a Brazilian wax for the Full Monty version.
No, you’re literally a calander boy. You pretty bastard.
So long as they don’t want to do a swimsuit edition. That would just be horrific.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL dear god it would have to be called the “office ass issue”
The horror….
…the horror…
The horror will be when he has to get a Brazilian wax for the Full Monty version.
You are their bitch.
I don’t think they ever used my photo, only my voice.
“If you are calling in regards to the Melissa virus, please refer to our website at blah blah blah”
Buncha fucktards
You are their bitch.
I don’t think they ever used my photo, only my voice.
“If you are calling in regards to the Melissa virus, please refer to our website at blah blah blah”
Buncha fucktards