Drama in F-U Major

Posted: April 11, 2006 in Uncategorized

There are few things these days that make me appreciate no longer having roommates like other people’s roommate issues. From the petty “who’s turn is it to clean the bathroom” squabbles to the “I hate you and all you stand for with the fire of a thousand blood-red suns” personality conflicts, I did my tour for two years, and I feel that was plenty.

So help me, the leftovers in the sink will have time to evolve and wage war on the thriving metropolis of sentient orange peels and used coffee filters under the sink if I so choose, and I will retain sole custody of my living room and dictate visitation rights as I see fit.

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