Posted: April 3, 2005 in Uncategorized

Recent thoughts on the pope in lieu of his passing yesterday:

Irony is an unmarried octogenarian virgin dictating family values to the world.

Word is the pope was pronounced dead by being hit on the head with a little hammer. Is it just me, or does this evoke images of Monty Python’s Dead Parrot sketch?

    Archbishop: HELLO POPE! WAKEY WAKEY! I’VE GOT A NICE COMMUNION WAFER FOR YOU!
    Cardinal: No, see, you’ve stunned ‘im! ‘E’s just shagged out after a long mass!
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