An observation

Posted: August 19, 2004 in Uncategorized

Please note in advance, I have general idea of the real answer to this, and have no desire whatsoever to be filled in on the finer details. And I’m not complaining, as the title indicates.

I’ve come to the conclusion that women eat toilet paper. Not in the metaphorical sense, but as in for sustinace. This is the only way I can explain the rapid disappearance of my toilet paper supply whenever I have females in my house. On my own, I can last a good 2 months plus on a simple 4-pack. As soon as I have a female visitor, I’m missing a roll as a rule. And it’s not like they’re stealing it, cause the cardboard tube is still there, shreds still clinging to it. It’s just GONE.

So, for all you tree-huggers out there, when protesting logging, think of the women.

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Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    Women actually wipe themselves. Men just dribble down the front of the toilet. And then women wipe THAT up with toilet paper.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Women actually wipe themselves. Men just dribble down the front of the toilet. And then women wipe THAT up with toilet paper.

  3. vanz says:

    I agree. It’s one thing to understand that you must account for the “finer details”. That’s a given. It’s another thing to be able to comprehend the *disproportionate* amount that seems to disappear from a predominantly male household.
    It’s not like we don’t understand why they use more… it’s simply a lack of ability to resolve the mathmatical equation of how MUCH more.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I agree. It’s one thing to understand that you must account for the “finer details”. That’s a given. It’s another thing to be able to comprehend the *disproportionate* amount that seems to disappear from a predominantly male household.

    It’s not like we don’t understand why they use more… it’s simply a lack of ability to resolve the mathmatical equation of how MUCH more.

  5. Girls don’t leave Magic Stripes in their panties like stinky boys do. 😀

  6. Anonymous says:

    Girls don’t leave Magic Stripes in their panties like stinky boys do. 😀

  7. rhinoblues says:

    damn…i just realized that over the course of a 2 day female visit a whole tp roll is gone…

  8. Anonymous says:

    damn…i just realized that over the course of a 2 day female visit a whole tp roll is gone…

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