Posted: August 17, 2004 in Uncategorized

New corporate verb of the day: Position.
Usage: “How to Position Windows XP Service Pack 2 to Your Customers”

These people really should be stopped.

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Comments
  1. rhinoblues says:

    Bend them over desk…utilize object of Dave’s pointless post on Planet Ranch liberally.
    Repeat if necessary

  2. Anonymous says:

    Bend them over desk…utilize object of Dave’s pointless post on Planet Ranch liberally.

    Repeat if necessary

  3. vanz says:

    Dude… don’t EVEN get me started!
    “SP2” is the bane of my existence.
    You know the cube shaking thing? This is like cube shaking on speed. Like going on a full-on chalk-board-scratching spree complete with Fran Drescher laughing endlessly in only my left ear (“left ear” simply for the increased annoyance factor).
    The newspaper announcement of my death will read, “the first person ever killed due to service pack related causes”.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Dude… don’t EVEN get me started!

    “SP2” is the bane of my existence.

    You know the cube shaking thing? This is like cube shaking on speed. Like going on a full-on chalk-board-scratching spree complete with Fran Drescher laughing endlessly in only my left ear (“left ear” simply for the increased annoyance factor).

    The newspaper announcement of my death will read, “the first person ever killed due to service pack related causes”.

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