Posted: July 20, 2004 in Uncategorized

Transcript of a prank call perpetrated by a climbing acquaintance today:

“Is this skinstore dot com?”
“Yes sir, how may I help you”
“I’m wondering if you might have a product to help with my condition.”
“What type of product are you looking for sir?”
“Well to treat my condition.”
“and what condition is that?”
“Well I have this…uh, well. Um, well my genetalia is discolored”
—-silence from other end—-
“I know this is unusual and I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable, but this is really an embarassing condition.”
“Yes sir, I don’t know that we have anything for a condition like that.”
“Well, my girlfriend is really distrubed by the color. Do you think some kind of make-up would work?”
“Sir I’m not really comfortable talking about this”
“Yes ma’am, and my girlfriend isn’t comfortable looking at my HC when it’s all spotted and purple”
—-silence—-
“Do you sell any kind of cosmetics formulated specifically for sensitive genetalia?”
“Sir I would recommend you see your doctor, I don’t think I can help you.”
“But my doctor is out of town, my girlfriend likes it with the lights on, and I can’t plant my H-C until I take care of this problem. I’m getting a GU back-up”
“Sir I am ending this phone call”
“Wait! Before you go…”
“Yes sir?”
“show me them tittayz, ’cause I’m RICK JAMES BITCH!!!”

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Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    lmao

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