An open letter to the Kettle Foods company, maker of Kettle Chips

Posted: June 30, 2004 in Uncategorized

Sir or Madame,

Damn you. Damn you for making these inexplicably delicious chips that I am unable to keep from eating. Is it not enough that you make such a tantalizing plain potato chip, but you must taunt me further yet with a yogurt and green onion recipe? That tasting but a single one of these chips leaves me with no recourse but to eat the entire bag in one sitting?

I hope you’re proud of yourselves.

Sincerely,
R.B.

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